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[We Hate Modern Warfare 2]

Brilliant

I've been anticipating MW2's "We Hate" ever since I saw the ones for 4 and W@W, and also since I've been playing it a lot lately and have experienced every rusty nail in the game which you hammered on the head in this Flash. (Akimbo 1887s could snipe before the 1.07 patch, lag is as bad as in Gears 2 thanks to lack of dedicated servers meaning it has to pick a new host every fuckin' game, Commando is as bad as Halo's sword...worse in fact since you fly with the sword, you teleport with the commando knife, and last but not least, boosters!)

Masterpiece. 10'd, 5'd and fav'd. :D

MoozipanCheese responds:

Whoo. Glad to have had you anticipated. :D

[Stephen King's CLOCK]

Haha, YES!

MUHAWHAWHAW! I fucking love that movie! Also, this reminds me of my Anti-Blammed series (remember that? XD) in that they're both spinoffs of popular films. Nice work!

FattyWhale responds:

lol yeah. Thanks

[We Hate Call of Duty: WaW]

Haha, YUP!

Everything you mentioned there is true. Hell, a shotgun is the only thing I could defeat an Mp40 with, and even then, it to be luck. Even with a PTRS-41 at massive range, they still kill me! DX<

Some more things you could've hated were the tank's driving and reloading speed being way too slow, even by real life WWII tank stats, and also, snipers when you're on a tank's machine gun.

MoozipanCheese responds:

I must admit I don't have much experience on a tank - just enough to know they have too much health. >:(

[John and Joe 5: ACD]

I dunno why, but...

I just noticed the South Park Kenny fad about Joe dying all the time.

In the 1st he was eaten by a shark.
In the 2nd he was owned by John off of a cliff.
In the 3rd he was shot in the stomach, rushed to hospital then his ambulance crashed and caught fire.
In the 4th he was owned by Tom.
And in the 5th he was crushed by the Clocktower.

Anyway good stuff for ACD.

PinClock responds:

Yeah, in the original comics, John always died (I mixed this up with Joe in the first movie, and it stuck since). I'm going to try to exit this cliche soon before it becomes too much. Hell, after the first one I've been trying to avoid Joe's death being the center of the movie. It was also one of the reasons I added Marie starting in the (Unreleased Ditchin' the Kitchen) 3rd episode.

Anyways, thanks.

[How Bit Stoled Halloween]

Lol...

When I first saw this near your newer submissions, I thought WTF? Since it has the same .gif as the Christmas episode, and I mistakened it for this. But yeah, you retold the story in Halloween style perfectly, and I noticed you cameoed me again. XD Hope you make another Clockmas animation this year.

<3 IngramJ/WristbandClock

PinClock responds:

Hahaha, thanks Ingram. It's a bit late for a whole Clockmas animation, but I assure you I have many planned for the new year!

[SSBB: Overslept Camel]

I LOVE IT

Give me an autograph PLEASE! It's a masterpiece!

CaramelAppleClock responds:

sure. don't forgot to visit our store.

[Pin's Apologies]

Some advice...

...I hope you made sure they WERE mints, and not antacid tablets, or else...!

PinClock responds:

They were mints, they had that refreshing aftertaste...

[Valentines...]

Aww, poor you.

I'll sit there and cheer ya up buddy! :D

CaramelAppleClock responds:

Why thank you very much
I think i just shed a tear of joy