WonkyTonkBotty's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Safety At work.]

as i always say...

small things lead to BIG problems. (muhahahaha)

[Super Left 4 Dead Bros.]

Not that impressive.

Just a few overrated sprites dubbed over with L4D stuff. The sprites are the only reason this even got a score above 3.00, as well as a flurry of 10 reviews.

[We Hate Modern Warfare 2]

Brilliant

I've been anticipating MW2's "We Hate" ever since I saw the ones for 4 and W@W, and also since I've been playing it a lot lately and have experienced every rusty nail in the game which you hammered on the head in this Flash. (Akimbo 1887s could snipe before the 1.07 patch, lag is as bad as in Gears 2 thanks to lack of dedicated servers meaning it has to pick a new host every fuckin' game, Commando is as bad as Halo's sword...worse in fact since you fly with the sword, you teleport with the commando knife, and last but not least, boosters!)

Masterpiece. 10'd, 5'd and fav'd. :D

MoozipanCheese responds:

Whoo. Glad to have had you anticipated. :D

[Typical Call of Duty...]

The only people more annoying than the kids are...

The people with stupid fake wigger accents/40 year old virgins constantly bitching about the kids though...not that kid aren't annoying. Just that age ain't the problem...IQ is. XD

[Jerry: The End]

Ironic, but at least uh,"unique" way to top it off

Well for the commentary, that was very random at the start! (Not that I'm complaining), and gotta love the way you poke fun at smokers. They deserve it for being moronic enough to do it in the first place, even if you didn't mean anything offensive to them by it. Just one question: The intro where young Jerry wakes up from a nightmare confuses the whole series for me...because it shows all the adult life followed by the burning in hell...does that mean all of Jerry's shitty adult life with the son, and the drug taking Jackie and the suicide hanging was just a nightmare from the closet/wardrobe of torment, or just he happened to have a nightmare anyways? Also, lol at the credits, "TIM Fulp". Anyway, awesome series, makes me sorta feel better about my own somewhat crappy life. :P

[Stephen King's CLOCK]

Haha, YES!

MUHAWHAWHAW! I fucking love that movie! Also, this reminds me of my Anti-Blammed series (remember that? XD) in that they're both spinoffs of popular films. Nice work!

FattyWhale responds:

lol yeah. Thanks

[Grand Theft Awesome]

Nice one!

But you forgot about fall damage being either tiny or instant death even if it's no more than 30 feet below.

[We Hate Call of Duty: WaW]

Haha, YUP!

Everything you mentioned there is true. Hell, a shotgun is the only thing I could defeat an Mp40 with, and even then, it to be luck. Even with a PTRS-41 at massive range, they still kill me! DX<

Some more things you could've hated were the tank's driving and reloading speed being way too slow, even by real life WWII tank stats, and also, snipers when you're on a tank's machine gun.

MoozipanCheese responds:

I must admit I don't have much experience on a tank - just enough to know they have too much health. >:(

[Madness Mini 5]

That was great.

You're one of the few people who actually knows how to improve on things and what a proper tribute needs. The series started off kinda crappy, now look what it became. Also, one question: Why was Al using an Mp40 in the start? I don't think the Mp40 was one of the lucky weapons to continue past WWII. :P